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Fun with meat.
AxS: Hello miss what can i help you with today?
Lady: well, i'd like to get a pork roast, can i get a pork butt?
AxS: So, what kind of plans did you have for this butt?
Lady: i (laughing) i, was going to eat it.
AxS: you're not even going to put it in the oven??
Lady: i mean, it was just the way you said it, it was funny.
AxS: oh i see...
Lady: i was going to make pulled pork.
AxS: those are awesome, once you get the sauce in there it gets really juicy.
Lady: *bewildered* that's how i like it. (smiling)
AxS: Have you ever worked with a piece of meat this big before?
Lady: (laughing) all the time, but it comes out dry sometimes.
AxS: yeah, you have to be careful with pork and cook it thoroughly, but don't be afraid of a little pink center.
Lady: alright, thank you, i'll try to remember that. (smiling)
AxS: have a good day!
[it's important keep a light heart at work. i did this as deadpan as possible because with the wrong tone it is very "sensitive".]
*this may or may not have happened, also such events may or may not have been embellished for sake of interest.
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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